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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class πŸ€”πŸ˜‚β˜€οΈ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged admire, awkward, awkward tan line, forever, heal, healing, humor, i, line, lines, patience, skin, summer, tan, tan line, time, wound, wounds on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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