I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️ Related funny posts 🤝 How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left” Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane. I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e. The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.