At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Ah, the magical sore throat time machine – skip the discomfort and head straight to wellness! If only we could all fast-forward through the pesky colds and flus like pressing the skip button on a Netflix show. Just imagine the convenience of avoiding all those lozenges and herbal teas by leaping forward in time. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a scratchy throat as your trusty time traveler guide?

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