Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
  • I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.
  • I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.