Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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Welcome to your 40’s, where you’re in the prime of life but also suddenly realizing that time has been playing some sneaky tricks on you! 🕰️😄 Embrace it, own it, and don’t forget to double-check your birth certificate just to make sure! #AgeIsJustANumber #Feeling40AndFabulous

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