Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti. First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows. You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.