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Is it an engagement ring or a satellite dish? 🛰️💍😄
44 Funny size quotes
Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?
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Trying to understand whether it's wine etiquette or an optical illusion 🍷🤔🏆
“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”
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Wish I could sleep like a king, but my partner insists on queenly proximity! 😂👑🛌
Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.
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Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.
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Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.
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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?
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When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.
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Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣