Commentary:
Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣
Funny palm quotes
His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.
Commentary:
Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem
I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.
Commentary:
When lotion gives you a surprise exfoliation: nature's way of saying 'expect the unexpected' 😂🧴✨