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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.