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Clever humorous text about inflating a life jacket with a credit card during water landing.

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Commentary:
Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged airplane, airplane safety, card, credit, credit card, emergency, event, head, humor, inflate, jacket, joke, landing, life, life jacket, over, place, safety, swipe, water, water landing on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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