Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Bitcoin is like Kohl’s Cash for boys – except instead of redeeming it for discount kitchen appliances, they trade it for imaginary Lamborghinis 🚗💸 #CryptoJunkies" Related funny posts 😂 If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked. Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things. If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in. I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.