Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked. I only accept apologies in cash. I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.