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Looks like it's BYOMS (Bring Your Own Milkshake) day! 🥤😂
17 Funny boys quotes
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.
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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪
The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.
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When you need a time machine to get all the jokes, but you're still rockin' like it's 1999! 🎸🕺💾
Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.
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Squad goals: sharing an iced matcha like a true caffeine commune! 🍵📸😂
Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?
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Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.
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Eyebrow plucking: the ultimate test of male courage! 😂👨🦲🏹
Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙♂️💨😂
Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.
Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.
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"Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"
So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.
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"Well, at least he's self-aware! Who needs to excel at everything when you can excel at being bad, right?"