17 funny boys quotes - Wordgag

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

May 21, 2026

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

May 20, 2026

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

May 20, 2026

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

May 20, 2026

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

May 19, 2026

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

May 19, 2026

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

May 18, 2026

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Mar 31, 2026

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Mar 31, 2026

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Mar 31, 2026

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Mar 31, 2026

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Mar 30, 2026

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Mar 29, 2026

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Mar 28, 2026

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Mar 28, 2026

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Mar 26, 2026

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Mar 25, 2026