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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

56 shares on X this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

35 shares on Threads this month:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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