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Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉

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71 shares on X this month:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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