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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’