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When sober, taxis are just a ride—when drunk, they're a free therapy session on wheels! 🚕🍸😂
12 Funny emotionally quotes
In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.
Commentary:
Trying to collect all three struggles like university Pokémon! 🎓💸😂
People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.
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I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! 🎣🐟😂
Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.
Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?
Commentary:
"When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.
Commentary:
"Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"
Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.
Commentary:
🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙
Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.
Commentary:
"Caught in a love triangle between my recliner and loveseat… Who said being lazy wasn't complicated? 😂🪑❤️ #LazinessOverload"
If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
Commentary:
"Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"