12 funny emotionally quotes - Wordgag

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

May 29, 2026

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

May 28, 2026

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

May 27, 2026

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

May 26, 2026

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

May 26, 2026

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

May 26, 2026

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

May 24, 2026

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

May 23, 2026

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

May 20, 2026

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

May 20, 2026

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

May 19, 2026

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

May 19, 2026