Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.