But he was so nice on the prison phone calls. Commentary:"Well, at least he mastered the art of being a 'phone-y' criminal! 🤣📞 Behind bars but sweet on the line, quite the recipe for a modern romance novel. #SweetTalker #PrisonCharm 😏" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing. Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts. I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts. You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.