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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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