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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.