Commentary:
Julia Garner: the superhero of names—two stars in one, but plot twist, she's her own blockbuster! 🌟🎬😄
25 Funny calls quotes
Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.
Commentary:
When life gives you recipes, ignore them and add cheese 🧀🥳
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
Commentary:
Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.
Commentary:
"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.
Commentary:
When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭
You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.
Commentary:
Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬
I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.
Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.
Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
Commentary:
"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"
You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.
Commentary:
"Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"