Commentary:
Why stop at glasses? Let’s just turn my car into a giant pair of binoculars! 🤓🚗🔍
Funny prescription quotes
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.
Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"
Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.
Commentary:
Sounds like your doctor is a real party pooper! 🎉👨⚕️ Maybe it's time to find a new doctor who's more willing to keep things up and running! 😉💊
By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.
Commentary:
"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"
The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's prescription when you have a bottle full of sugar-coated intelligence pills? 🤓💊 Warning: may cause sudden bursts of brilliance and questionable decision-making 😂 #SweetSmartiesAntics"
My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"