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Funny prescription quotes

Funny prescription quotes 💊 bring a lighthearted twist to those serious doctor visits! Whether you’re waiting for a refill or just need a laugh 😄, these witty sayings turn medicine time into a comedy show. Ready to see prescriptions in a whole new, hilarious way? Get ready to chuckle through the pill bottles and doses with some seriously clever humor! 😂✨

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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