Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling like a broken printer—out of paper but still pushing buttons 😂🖨️ Related funny posts 😂 Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.” A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year. Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it. If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?