Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling like a broken printer—out of paper but still pushing buttons 😂🖨️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit. My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day. If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.