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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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Feeling like a broken printer—out of paper but still pushing buttons 😂🖨️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, call, constipated, expression, give, humor, i, indifference, me, shit, slang on Aug 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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