15 funny situationship quotes - Wordgag

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

May 27, 2026

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

May 26, 2026

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

May 25, 2026

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

May 22, 2026

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

May 20, 2026

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

May 19, 2026

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

Apr 1, 2026

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Apr 1, 2026

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Apr 1, 2026

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Apr 1, 2026

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Mar 31, 2026

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Mar 31, 2026

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Mar 31, 2026

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Mar 31, 2026