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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Commentary:
Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5, again, am, appearance, dating, desperate, desperation, dinner, enough, humor, i, identify, identity, just, me, microwave, microwave dinner, minutes, nothing, photos, ready, ready in 5 minutes, satisfaction, sexual, sexual identity, want on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Commentary:
Adding an air of sophistication to chaos since… never 😂🍷 #situationshipElegance

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, affair, affairs, again, call, desperate, humor, less, relationship, situationship, sounds, terminology on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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