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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Live now on YouTube:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Making waves on Threads:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Just shared via X:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Going viral on Twitch:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Icarus loved hot wings.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Live now on Slack:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Reported on Instagram:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Spotted on Threads:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Just landed via Discord:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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