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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Overthinkaholic!

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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