Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.