Happy new fear!

Happy new fear!

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic mix-up between ‘year’ and ‘fear’ 🤣. Let’s embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here’s to a ‘spooktacular’ new year ahead! 🎉👻 #HappyNewFear”

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