Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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“Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴”

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