Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Commentary:
Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… “Hellooooo, is it scream you’re looking for?” 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama

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