Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because Iā€™m boring.

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because Iā€™m boring.

Commentary:
“What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It’s a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you’re just winging it like everyone else. 💁‍♂️ #BoringButBusy”

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