Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🎉 Woohoo, the only thing rising faster than our Q3 numbers is the stress over Q4! 📈😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point. I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired. Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond. Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.” Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.