Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂 Related funny posts 🤝 At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans. Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre. Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds. Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.