Commentary:
Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
Funny farm quotes
Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.
Commentary:
Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂
The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.
Commentary:
"Looks like you've got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂"
Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! 🌾💻 Agriculture may evolve with the times, but those bot farms are really harvesting those digital crops like pros! 🤖🚜 #FutureOfFarming"
Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.
Commentary:
"Imagine Celine Dion belting out 'E O I E A!' Sounds like a farm concert you wouldn't want to miss! 🎤🐓🚜 #MusicalAgriculture"
Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.
Commentary:
Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌