Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! š“š¤š #ApocalypseDating" Related funny posts š I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now. I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, Iām ready now. I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single. Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed. A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.