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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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"Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! πŸ΄πŸ€žπŸ’€ #ApocalypseDating"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apocalypse, crossing, dating, fingers, four, Four Horseman, fun, horseman, humor, irony, joke, single on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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