Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife" Related funny posts 🤝 Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing. Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.