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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.