Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine π³β¨ #DreamBigEatBigger Related funny posts π Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow. Whenever Iβm not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess Iβll be sticking to my furniture for the next week. I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.