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Math homework and carpooling: unlocking the true potential of 'me time' 😂🔢🚗
Funny relaxing quotes
Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.
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Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger
Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.
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Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶
Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
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"Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"
If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘♀️💆♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"
Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like a whirlwind of chaos and destruction to help you unwind and destress! 🌪️💆♂️ Who needs a spa day when you can just watch tornado coverage for that ultimate relaxation experience? 😅 #TornadoTherapy"