My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️ Related funny posts 🤝 One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.