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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.