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When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
11 Funny teens quotes
Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.
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When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄
Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.
Commentary:
Looks like pre-heating the oven has a higher success rate than shouting "dinner's ready!" 🍕😂
Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”
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"Teen logic: Mastering the art of reverse psychology since day one! 🤔🙃 #RebelWithoutACause"
Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”
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Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis
My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
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Ah, the classic teenage maneuver! 👀🙉🙅♂️ It's like they have a Ph.D. in selective hearing and rebellious behavior! 🤣 Maybe we should start taking notes from them on how to expertly navigate the art of subtle defiance. 📝😜 #TeenageWisdom
Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.
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"Oh, the joys of raising teens – the masters of independence and the art of wallet whispering simultaneously! 🤑👩👧👦💸 #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.
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Hmm, sounds like someone misunderstood the concept of a "random act of kindness" 🤦♂️🚫 Next time, how about treating them to some ice cream instead? You might save them from a potential headache… literally! 🍦🤣 #RandomActsOfKindnessGoneWrong
I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's game over for the end of the world, folks! 🎮🌍 Who knew all those hours of gaming practice would finally pay off? At least now your teen can proudly say their joystick skills aren't just for show! 😅🕹️ #SavingTheWorldOneLevelAtATime"
Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.
Commentary:
"Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"