11 funny teens quotes - Wordgag

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

May 23, 2026

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

May 22, 2026

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

May 22, 2026

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

May 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

May 21, 2026

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

May 21, 2026

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

May 21, 2026

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Mar 31, 2026

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Mar 30, 2026

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Mar 30, 2026

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Mar 30, 2026