Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.