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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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2 months ago

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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2 months ago

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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2 months ago

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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2 months ago

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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2 months ago

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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4 weeks ago

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62 shares on Facebook this month:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Live now on Slack:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Shared recently on X:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Spotted on Discord:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Going viral on Twitch:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Spotted on Instagram:

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Shared recently on X:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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