Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.
  • Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a  cool piano.”
  • The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
  • Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  • Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.