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"Ah, the never-ending cycle of dating: meeting someone, getting to know them, and discovering their quirks… or flaws 🤔💔 It's like a fun game of guess what's wrong this time! 🙃 #DatingStruggles"

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25 shares on Twitch this month:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

18 shares on Instagram this month:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

88 shares on Threads this month:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Just shared via Discord:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Going viral on Reddit:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Making waves on Instagram:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Just landed via Discord:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

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