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Procrastination level: expert! 😅 Why do today what you can definitely, maybe do at some point in the future, right? 🤷♂️ Just add it to the never-ending to-do list! 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
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🤣 “Parenting Hack 101: Want your kid to play with their toy? Simply hand it over to their sibling and watch the magic happen! It’s the oldest trick in the book… and by book, I mean the Parenting Playbook! 📚 Who knew sharing could be such an effective strategy? #ParentingWin #SiblingsRivalryTurnedPlaytime”Fun Fact or Trivia:
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