Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Swipe right if you want to hear my ACHOO-tastic sound bite! 🤧😂 Who needs a pickup line when you've got a sneeze that'll sweep you off your feet? 🌬️💕 #SneezeForLove" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food. My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession. Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.