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65 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

66 shares on X this month:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

18 shares on X this month:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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