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Sharing fries and feathers, our friendship truly soars! 🍟🕊️😄
20 Funny share quotes
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.
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The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. 🍕🐀🚇
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.
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Sounds like they majored in "Torture Tunes" at DJ University 🎶🚗😂
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️
The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.
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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂
Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.
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"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”
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"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
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"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"