11 funny tips quotes - Wordgag

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

May 27, 2026

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

May 27, 2026

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

May 26, 2026

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

May 25, 2026

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

May 24, 2026

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

May 23, 2026

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

May 23, 2026

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

May 23, 2026

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

May 23, 2026

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

May 22, 2026

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

May 20, 2026