Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a recipe for emotional disaster! š š #TwitTangle Related funny posts š¤ If I met someone like me, Iād be really concerned for them. Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.