Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living solo: where pants are optional and snacks are unlimited! π ππ Related funny posts π€ Diet tip: Your pants canβt get too tight if you never wear any. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, itβs over for all your other pants. Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked. After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.