Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, life's been throwing curveballs like it's trying to win the World Series! ⚾💔😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69. Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said. Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon. That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more. Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.