December calories don’t count. That’s the law. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll be having a lawful December feast! ๐ฐ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered. This is the fastest December in the history of all December. There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.