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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
19 Funny December quotes
We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
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I think I've reached level 10 in time travel with this holiday limbo! ⏳🧐🎉
December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.
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I always knew Santa had a side gig as a life coach! 🎅🔧✨
December calories don’t count. That’s the law.
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Guess I'll be having a lawful December feast! 🍰🎉👮♂️
This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.
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Looks like December forgot how to December! 🤔❄️🎄
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.
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When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays 😅💸🕯️
My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.
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"Why stop there? Let's have a year-round rotational mansion: Halloween House, Turkey Tavern, Christmas Cabin! 🎃🦃🏠"
Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.
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Channeling my inner elf today, so I’ll be busy spreading glitter and giggles instead of spreadsheets and seriousness! 🎄🧝♀️✨
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.
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Who knew Jack Skellington's real fear was holiday shopping season 😂🎃🎄