19 funny December quotes - Wordgag

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

May 29, 2026

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

May 29, 2026

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

May 29, 2026

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

May 29, 2026

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

May 29, 2026

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

May 29, 2026

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

May 29, 2026

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

May 29, 2026

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

May 29, 2026

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

May 29, 2026

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

May 28, 2026

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

May 24, 2026

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

May 24, 2026

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

May 24, 2026

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

May 24, 2026

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

May 24, 2026

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

May 24, 2026

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

May 22, 2026

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

May 21, 2026