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Sounds like someone's Navidad needs a reboot! 🎄🔄😂
15 Funny festive quotes
December calories don’t count. That’s the law.
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Guess I'll be having a lawful December feast! 🍰🎉👮♂️
This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Sounds like we're all living in Tim Burton's calendar! 🎃🗓️🎄
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.
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Who knew Jack Skellington's real fear was holiday shopping season 😂🎃🎄
Using my one phone call to call Santa.
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"Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta"
Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.
An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.
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"Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"
I can’t work under these festive conditions.
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Looks like someone's workday is feeling a little too much like a party 🎉🤹♂️! How can you be productive when there's confetti flying and disco balls spinning? Time to put those party hats away and get down to business! 💼🎈
Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
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"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"
Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.
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"Polar bears sipping on Coca Cola, just don't forget the marshmallows for their hot cocoa! 🍫🧊🥤❄️ #HolidayGoals #ChillVibes"