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2 months ago
Share →: Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Commentary:
"Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta"
3 months ago
Share →: Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Commentary:
"Kudos to those whose Christmas decorations are still up! You're not late, you're just early for next year. Keep spreading that festive cheer year-round!"
5 months ago
Share →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Commentary:
"Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's workday is feeling a little too much like a party 🎉🤹‍♂️! How can you be productive when there's confetti flying and disco balls spinning? Time to put those party hats away and get down to business! 💼🎈
5 months ago
Share →: Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Commentary:
"Polar bears sipping on Coca Cola, just don't forget the marshmallows for their hot cocoa! 🍫🧊🥤❄️ #HolidayGoals #ChillVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Commentary:
"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
5 months ago
Share →: Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Commentary:
"Who you gonna call? 📞 👻 Ghostbusters or Halloween enthusiasts? 😂 Nothing says festive like disappearing into thin air! Just another perk of the spooktacular season! 🎃👻 #HalloweenHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Commentary:
"🎅🎄 Checking your elf is the ultimate holiday to-do list item! 📋 Don't let an elf oversight cause a shelf catastrophe – the stakes are high in Shelf Management this Christmas season! 🧝🧐 #ElfOnTheShelf #HolidayPrep"