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Ah, December – the month where procrastination thrives and responsibility takes a holiday break, leaving poor January to clean up the mess like the designated driver at the office party 🎉🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, January, we promise to start working on that New Year's resolution…in February! 📆🙈 #JustDecemberThings

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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