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  • People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.
  • Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.
  • My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.
  • I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
  • My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.
  • Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.